We have a treat for you! An exclusive interview with one of Vanguard City's hottest heroes, and no, I'm not talking about one of the Centurians. Our very own Misty sat down with a member of the Hero Brigade!
Misty: Thanks for talking with us today Xander.
Xander: Yeah okay.
Misty: I understand that you are one of the lucky EMT's that save our superheroes when they're injured in battle. What's that like?
Xander: You're kidding right? What's it like to have to save the heroes instead of the people they endanger?
Xander: It's (expletive) awful!
Misty: Yes but saving the heroes does keep our city safe.
Xander: Safe how? I patch them up, send them back out to fight another day it just means more civilian lives are endangered.
Misty: Well that's somewhat true but--
Xander: Do you know how many times I've been diverted from a burn victim or told to ignore the collateral damage during a smack down just so I can be on stand by to patch up the 'hero' doing half the damage? It's (expletive) disheartening.
Misty: Well...okay. Let's change the subject. I'm sure our readers would like to know if a huskular catch like you is dating anyone?
Misty: Oh, well I'm sure after this interview that is going to change!
Xander: (rolls eyes) Jesus (expletive) Christ.
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