Huskular. Chonky. Bear. These treasure trails are more like a freeway and they head straight to pleasure town. With the oh-so delicious rise in the popularity of Dad Bod Superheroes, women and men alike are losing interest in the sculpted abs and bad attitudes of the men at Guyliner. Instead, they are flocking in droves to the hairy, cuddly, and emotionally available studs of Thermostat.
We had to tear our intrepid field reporter Misty away from her newest squishy plaything with an uncanny talent for loosening the lids on pickle jars. While she filled tool belts with twenties, she got the inside scoop from the owner of the new club and it's not what you'd expect. Want a sneak peek? Be warned: You may just catch a case of dad bod fever.
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